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\"Friday to Sunday\" is a song by Australian group Justice Crew. It was released digitally on 17 December 2010, as the follow-up to their debut single, \"And Then We Dance\". The song was written by Erika Nuri, Greg Ogan and Shridhar Solanki. It peaked at number 18 on the ARIA Singles